Looking at the calendar on the wall, The Macalope sees it’s December and if you’ve paid attention all these years you know that it’s time once again for the inevitable reports that Apple is cutting iPhone orders.
This is the moment The Macalope trains for every year. He hydrates. He lifts. He does squat lunges.
So many squat lunges.
He’s not really sure why he does squat lunges. They have literally nothing to do with writing about Apple’s iPhone pipeline. The hydration, sure. But squat lunges? Makes no sense.
Anyway, let’s do this! Time to start the annual loose rumor-based speculation! It’s tradition!
Here we go!
This article was originally posted on Macworld